Sunday, September 07, 2008
hello, today i am here to talk abt how thick-skinned my sister CLAUDIA ANG HUI LIN is. i have not 1, not 2, but THREE evidences of her bhb-ness!
SCENARIO 1:
the other day we were watching a Hongkong show and there was this older brother who was so sweet to his younger sister.
me: i want an older brother lor!
Claudia Ang Hui Lin [hereby known as CAHL]: yeah. *pauses* i bet if we had an older brother he'll be damn handsome.
me: why??
CAHL: got big eyes... tanned...
me: so you think you very pretty lah?
CAHL [in a matter-of-fact way]: yeah~
SCENARIO 2:
on Wednesday she was getting ready for bball training.
me: so you have any post in your team?
CAHL: no, my team only got 1 post lor.
me: what, captain ah?
CAHL: yeah.
me: why dont have vice-capt one?
CAHL: dont know... but i bet if got i'll be the vice-capt.
me: ... why??
CAHL: cos that time my coach only asked me and the captain to go and take prize for some leadership thing, nvr ask other ppl.
SCENARIO 3:
yesterday Father Ang brought back some cheesecake frm Timbre.
CAHL: this cheesecake not nice.
me: yeah lor, like no taste.
CAHL: the one i bake nicer right?
me: .................
CAHL: i know you think so.
WTHHHHHHHHHHH. i had no idea my sister had such high self-esteem. after 15 yrs of living with her! this is sad.
anyway, yesterday Lucky found out that she could run out of the house by climbing over the gate. the first time she did it, CAHL managed to spot her and carried her back. but then, she did it again!
and this time we spent 3 FRIGGING HRS climbing up and down the blk looking for her. new record sia! Cadbury held the old record of abt half an hr plus i think.
but 3 hrs!?!?! in the end we found her in the CARPARK, when we live on the FIFTH FLOOR. for a cat that isnt familiar with Serangoon after moving frm Outram Park, she is pretty fast. and the only way we had a hint that she was at the carpark was cos we heard her familiar hissing. she was hissing at another cat [which Mother Ang and CAHL calls White Socks/Sox] like she hisses at Strudel.
i kept wondering what would happen if we didnt find her, there was this photo of her in my phone:
HAHAHA, yes, the most unglam photo. apparently she doesnt like to close her legs either. indeed.
CAHL was most evil, she said, "if we cannot find Lucky, then we can bring Milkyway home!"
..
as you can see that is my normal response to most of the things she says.
but still, Lucky ranks 3rd in my animal list ok! 3rd is quite high leh, if she's lost then i'll be sad galzxz. haha, you see, i've ranked all the animals in the house according to how much i like them and how close they are to me!
1. Strudel
2. Junior
3. Lucky
4. Peipei [somehow everyone is shocked at this. what, she's my dog then must be higher meh??]
5. Cadbury
6. Bunny and Gilbert
7. Cracker
yeah lah i had nothing better to do you ppl can stop rolling your eyes now.
it is Calvin Stupid Ang Red Tattoo Neverendless Berdy Berd's birthday! HAPPY BIRTHDAY BERD! :D
SCENARIO 1:
the other day we were watching a Hongkong show and there was this older brother who was so sweet to his younger sister.
me: i want an older brother lor!
Claudia Ang Hui Lin [hereby known as CAHL]: yeah. *pauses* i bet if we had an older brother he'll be damn handsome.
me: why??
CAHL: got big eyes... tanned...
me: so you think you very pretty lah?
CAHL [in a matter-of-fact way]: yeah~
SCENARIO 2:
on Wednesday she was getting ready for bball training.
me: so you have any post in your team?
CAHL: no, my team only got 1 post lor.
me: what, captain ah?
CAHL: yeah.
me: why dont have vice-capt one?
CAHL: dont know... but i bet if got i'll be the vice-capt.
me: ... why??
CAHL: cos that time my coach only asked me and the captain to go and take prize for some leadership thing, nvr ask other ppl.
SCENARIO 3:
yesterday Father Ang brought back some cheesecake frm Timbre.
CAHL: this cheesecake not nice.
me: yeah lor, like no taste.
CAHL: the one i bake nicer right?
me: .................
CAHL: i know you think so.
WTHHHHHHHHHHH. i had no idea my sister had such high self-esteem. after 15 yrs of living with her! this is sad.
anyway, yesterday Lucky found out that she could run out of the house by climbing over the gate. the first time she did it, CAHL managed to spot her and carried her back. but then, she did it again!
and this time we spent 3 FRIGGING HRS climbing up and down the blk looking for her. new record sia! Cadbury held the old record of abt half an hr plus i think.
but 3 hrs!?!?! in the end we found her in the CARPARK, when we live on the FIFTH FLOOR. for a cat that isnt familiar with Serangoon after moving frm Outram Park, she is pretty fast. and the only way we had a hint that she was at the carpark was cos we heard her familiar hissing. she was hissing at another cat [which Mother Ang and CAHL calls White Socks/Sox] like she hisses at Strudel.
i kept wondering what would happen if we didnt find her, there was this photo of her in my phone:
HAHAHA, yes, the most unglam photo. apparently she doesnt like to close her legs either. indeed.CAHL was most evil, she said, "if we cannot find Lucky, then we can bring Milkyway home!"
..
as you can see that is my normal response to most of the things she says.
but still, Lucky ranks 3rd in my animal list ok! 3rd is quite high leh, if she's lost then i'll be sad galzxz. haha, you see, i've ranked all the animals in the house according to how much i like them and how close they are to me!
1. Strudel
2. Junior
3. Lucky
4. Peipei [somehow everyone is shocked at this. what, she's my dog then must be higher meh??]
5. Cadbury
6. Bunny and Gilbert
7. Cracker
yeah lah i had nothing better to do you ppl can stop rolling your eyes now.
it is Calvin Stupid Ang Red Tattoo Neverendless Berdy Berd's birthday! HAPPY BIRTHDAY BERD! :D
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